TRUMP, SICK, ASKED DEMOCRATS TO SEND HIM ONE OF THEM, FOR HELPING HIM ON THE REST OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL TERM

It is a bit weird, but possible and happens in this fantastic world, and let see how it was solved. When Trump phoned to his friend Democrats at the Congress, he explained to Pelosi and Schumer their bosses, that this was an emergency, and as brothers and sisters that all Americans are, they have to stop fighting for a while and work together for the good of the country, and as he was in bed, sick, he needed help, and as Vice Pence was very busy in his job and he cannot leaves it, the only way to face the problem was talking as brothers. But what is the problem Pelosi grasped the last words from Trump’s mouth, seemed a little nervous. Wait sister, answered Trump, it’s this: I am sick and I think I will not have enough energy to finish the promises I did to my fans, and I suggest that you, democrats and we republicans, to form a committee to solve this problem, that this committee of 5 members, 2 from us, 2 from you and one impartial, and start deliberating and analyzing each one of the 26 candidates that you have there looking to replace me, and see if any one, the best of all, can come to me for the help I am asking for. Pelosi was silent for a few seconds, stoned for that call and the first thing that crosses her mind was what the hell the President’s new trick was… to help him? Schumer was in the same mud, mute while each other were looking at their opened eyes. After a few words from the body language, they agreed to what Trump was asking, thinking that way they will teach him a lesson of democracy and will send him one of the lot of apt people, candidates, they have to crush him. Finally, Pelosi told the President, it was OK to do that, to face that emergency, and she said they immediately were going to assemble that committee and get that helper. Then they began scrutinizing their candidates: First was Beto, for the democrats it was OK, for the republicans, not fitted for the job, too demagogue. Then, Harris, she loved weed and as prosecutor in LA jailed many blacks that did the same, not fitted. Julian, his family crossed the border illegally, he wanted vengeance for all the land Mexico lost, and who could imagine a Mexican as President of US after Obama? Not fitted. Then, Booker, he has an orbital problem with one of his eyes and is too demagogue, not fitted. Peter, he is married to a man, his husband, so he is the woman, so how to deal with that ambivalent sexual value at that level? For a President it could be impossible to bear. Not fitted. Then, Warren, she has too many problems with her lies, her native Indian, with her free giving for everybody. Not fitted. Deblasio, from NY, the most incompetent of all, he has a few votes only, but insists being the best. Not fitted. Sanders, he is the most experienced, 70 years in business, he wants to copy the system of Cuba and Venezuela. He likes drinks, a lot. Not fitted. Came Biden, he admits he is too tire to do that job near the President, besides, his mind like a PC many times erases his memory, and he makes too many mistakes, so he himself admits not fitted. Well when the committee considered the best of them, it was not necessary to considerer the remaining. So, Pelosi, Schumer and the 5 were muted, they did know what to do, because it was an emergency and Trump need the best of the Democrats, but there was no best or good there. So they dared not to call back to Trump to tell him the sad news, while the two republicans left the salon in a missile speed laughing and laughing…ANTICRITICA.BLOGSPOT.COM (#546, 8.25.19).